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i hate my uniform
in my free time i now want to be naked, or as close as i can get to naked, at all times
my least favourite part, the hardcore 100% polyester man-pants, are so uncomfortable and tight [and strangely shiny] it physically pains me to wear them
they also seem to do unspeakable things to my underwear, i swear, they were down by my knees at one point!
their only redeeming feature in fact is that they make my bum look good, though i feel that owes more to my actual arse than pants themselves
then i have a rather see-through white shirt with press-studs instead of buttons, that barely contains my boobs and still manages to be unflatteringly baggy around the rest of me
then there's the hat...
jenna + hats + a good day = not attractive
therefore
jenna + green mesh hat + general work day...
i dread to think!
