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i had a strange day today
everything that i could possibly drop, drip, break, knock-over or forget, i did
i also cut my finger, the same finger, twice and had to wear numerous silly blue plasters to stop myself bleeding all over my customer
incidentally, the customer i almost bled on was my postman
i saw/recognised him the other week but hadn't served him
now i have
i may mention it next time he wakes me up at some terrible hour of the morning, answering the door in my underwear or the clothes/make-up from the night before, to sign for something or take in a package that is more likely to belong to dan than me...
anyway
me and dan are dieting
though it's more of a fast since neither of us are having more than about 600 calories a day
ashlie's doing it too, though completely independent from us
must just be that time of the year where everyone realises they could do with losing a few pounds...
or 9 of them, as wii fit has demanded of me
may have spoiled it a little with the vodkas i've had tonight
we still have that horribly cheap bottle of vodka in the fridge from dan's birthday
the one that made great lime vodka jelly/gareth very sick
i only have vaguely flat diet coke to mix it with
sad times
