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2009-03-16 - 1:10 p.m.

s: did you just carry both those crates at once?
j: yep... i'm such a man...
s: you can't be, you didn't moan about it once!

jn: i love that they kept in the bit about his impotence...
j: me too, i'd like to think maybe batman has a really small cock or something

jw: jenna, may i have a word with you in the kitchen? thing is, that jack guy *has* to go... oooh fridge poetry!

h: i woke up and... he was touching me!

d: i never knew what ok sauce was, but now i know
j: oh really?
d: yeah, it's like sweet and sour, only with cinnamon
j: and...? oh... i knew that, thought you were going to tell me some great fact about it...
d: no... that was it

s: i had it all along!
j: i'm going to fucking kill dan!

j: do not come in the kitchen, i'm actually not wearing any pants!
h: ahhhh i saw your bum!
j: oh god don't go in the living room either...!

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