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another [train wreck] shopping list:
black lipstick
black fabric dye
white knee-high hold-ups
some kind of creepy toy doll
a pumpkin
you can probably include the economy vodka to that list as well
it always seems to find it's way into my basket
was very disappointed with the last episode of peep show
it was so completely our lives [eg. the fucking snake!] and then it just finished so suddenly
sad times
did i ever tell you about the snake?
probably not, i barely remember the damn thing
it was after my art show, we all [somehow] got the train back to canterbury and went straight to the lady luck, where i got incredibly drunk, met a guy called 'lurch', flirted far too much with ross & ross' housemate & gareth & pretty much anyone within arms reach, then decided i was going to a house party
so, after walking miles and miles in god knows what direction, i arrived to find myself face to creepy-flicky-tongued face with a massive fucking snake!
a massive, red, casually wrapping itself around my neck, fucking snake!
i just remember staring at it
absolutely fucked
just staring...
then i'm pretty sure i kissed ross' housemate in the garden
